Cookie Clicker Nostalgia
The meta is simple: clicks, cookies, and compounding chaos. $QKIE turns that feeling into a tiny on-chain universe.
Wholesome Chaos • Cookie Clicker Era • Memecoin
Grandma is baking on-chain. 👵🍪
$QKIE is a tiny memecoin inspired by the Cookie Clicker era. No paid promotions, no promises – just Grandma, cookies, and vibes.
Grandma Status
Bonding curve at 1.00%.
The oven is heating up…
Grandma Upgrade unlocks at 2%
“Patience is the first upgrade, dear.”
What is $QKIE?
$QKIE brings back the cozy, clicker-game energy of early internet days. It's not trying to be the next DeFi revolution – it's a character-driven memecoin where the community slowly unlocks Grandma's upgrades as the story progresses.
Grandma as the Main Character
Everything revolves around Grandma – her oven, her upgrades, her moods. The community builds lore together instead of chasing charts.
No Paid Promotions
If you see $QKIE somewhere, it's because someone liked the cookies enough to share them. No influencer deals, no botted hype.
Upgrade Board
Just like Cookie Clicker, you don't unlock everything at once. These upgrades are milestones for the story, memes, and community events – not financial promises.
Grandma is still tying her apron…
UPGRADE 1 — Grandma
The first real upgrade in every cookie empire. Unlocks more Grandma art, meme drops, and the first Kitchen Event.
- 🔓 Unlocks: extra lore & memes
- 🎪 First “Kitchen Is Open” community moment
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
The oven is cold, dear… needs more heat.
UPGRADE 2 — Oven: Warm Mode
Grandma turns on the oven. Nothing crazy yet — just that gentle warm-up before the chaos begins.
- 🔓 Unlocks: Posting frequency increases (“Warm Mode”)
- 🎪 First coordinated meme drops
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
The jar is sealed tight.
UPGRADE 3 — Cookie Jar
This jar holds surprises, jokes, crumbs, and absolute chaos. When it opens, the community gets its first “treats”.
- 🔓 Unlocks: Bonus art drops
- 🎪 Meme contests
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
Grandma is calling her friends… but they’re not here yet.
UPGRADE 4 — Grandma Army
One Grandma is great. But ten? That’s when the empire grows. They bring spoons, pans, and sass.
- 🔓 Unlocks: Multiple Grandma variants revealed
- 🎪 Raids with themed grandmas
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
The oven hums softly… but it could work harder.
UPGRADE 5 — Oven: Overclocked Mode
The oven reaches a temperature no appliance should legally reach. Cookies bake faster. Memes appear hotter.
- 🔓 Unlocks: Overclocked oven artwork & spicy Grandma quotes
- 🎪 High-energy “Hot Mode” meme waves
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
Grandma cannot grow cookies… yet.
UPGRADE 6 — Cookie Farm
Grandma expands her empire. Wheat, sugar, butter — all grown on her wholesome farm. This is a mid-game upgrade.
- 🔓 Unlocks: New characters from Grandma’s farm
- 🎪 Farm-themed lore arc & cozy content drops
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
Machines offline. No production.
UPGRADE 7 — Cookie Factory
When the factory turns on, everything becomes industrial. Production scales. Lore scales. Memes scale.
- 🔓 Unlocks: Factory Safety Manual (shitpost edition)
- 🎪 Big “industrial era” story drop
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
This place is sacred… and closed.
UPGRADE 8 — The Temple
The last great upgrade. The Temple is where Cookie Priests bless the dough. Absolute endgame content — a celebration of the journey.
- 🔓 Unlocks: “Cookie Lore Bible” thread
- 🎪 The final Grandma transformation
Requirement: 2% bonding curve
Progress: 1% / 2%
How to Join Grandma's Kitchen
This is supposed to be fun, dear. Join if you like the vibe, the memes, and the nostalgia – not because anyone told you it's the next 100x.
1
Follow Grandma
Follow the official X account to catch new memes, lore drops, and upgrade announcements.
2
Enter the Kitchen
Join the community chat (Telegram) and say hi. It's a small, cozy corner of CT – no pressure, no spam.
3
Bake with Us
Share memes, help with raids, suggest lore, and watch upgrades unlock over time. Participation > speculation.
Grandma's Log
Tiny updates from the kitchen so you can track what actually happened.
- 2025-11-21 Lore Part 1 — "The First Batch" released.
- 2025-11-19 Grandma’s Kitchen (Telegram) opened.
- 2025-11-19 Website & Upgrade Board launched.
- 2025-11-14 Grandma Upgrade announced – unlock at 2% on the bonding curve.
- 2025-11-12 $QKIE launched on Pump.fun
Frequently Asked Questions
If you're asking these, you're probably not the only one. Grandma wrote some answers down so she doesn't have to repeat herself.
No, dear. $QKIE is a meme and a story. Treat it like buying a funny sticker, not like a retirement plan.
Grandma doesn’t do paid promotions. If someone talks about $QKIE, it’s because they want to – not because she paid them.
Just a degen who misses Cookie Clicker, loves cozy vibes, and wanted a character-driven memecoin instead of another roadmap spreadsheet.
Bake memes. Unlock upgrades. Keep things wholesome. Everything else will be written together with the community.